1- do you like pretzels?
2-would you like to become an assassin?
That depends on a lotta things!
3- do you like sharks? I do
4- water or bazza water?
Neptunian water, I'm exotic
5- will you motivate me to do my assessments?? Please
DO THEM OR I'LL KISS YOUR EAR (Nobody would like that, I'm trash
6- what place is better, Australia or the desert (it doesn’t matter cause there the same fucking thing)
Well deserts don't have Kangaroos
7- hot or cold
8- how do you think the world would end?
It already ended in November my friend
9- dream home?
A fun one
10- what do you think about my haircut?? (I tried to look like I was paying attention in class) Picture of me 15
can I cuddle you... like right now?
11- do you think im cool
No... YOU'RE WAY PAST COOL!!!!
Seriously, I friggin love ya... platonically of course
12- did you know I used to have long hair?
Huh.... you seem to be much more of a short hair person
13- you should watch pope the performer
I'll do so when I can
1. Do the birds moo in Syria?
2. Favorite dessert?
3. Deck the malls or deck the stalls?
4. Can you fly?
5. Can you direct me to the amazon?
6. Wanna adventure through it with me too?
7. What place on the earth would you wanna own
8. Rain or sun
9. Favorite song?
10. Bread and butter or cheese and crackers
11. Have you heard Click Crack
12. We're going back in time together! Where to?!
13. Best shade of purple?
Y'know that kid with the weird nonsense questions? That's me
"What if I was the ear of Bambi this whole time?"
"If i become able to fly, should I staple a beak onto my mouth?"
"If Johnny fell down the well into a hole ripping the space-time continuum, would Allstate cover me for that?"
"Was Uranus just named because an astronomer happened to feel horny the day it was found?"