Y'know that kid with the weird nonsense questions? That's me
"What if I was the ear of Bambi this whole time?"
"If i become able to fly, should I staple a beak onto my mouth?"
"If Johnny fell down the well into a hole ripping the space-time continuum, would Allstate cover me for that?"
"Was Uranus just named because an astronomer happened to feel horny the day it was found?"